I think we’d secretly hoped that this day would never come. However, some things you just can’t look away from and you have to see through to the end. And see it through to the end we will. Yes, it’s official, ladies and gentlemen, Octomom’s porn is finished and available.
Produced by Wicked Pictures, directed by Brad Armstrong, and starring Nadya Suleman (as coached by porn star Jessica Drake) “Octomom: Home Alone” will likely be Octomom’s magnum opus. We can only hope it’ll be her last foray into the porn industry.
After all, she already posed topless back in March. More recently she’s been working on her masturbation porno.
Of course, now that it’s released, Octomom’s been a busy little bee promoting it. In fact, she made a bit of a splash recently on Howard Stern’s show. She even rode the sybian. This is, of course, the true mark of a porn star. Octomom, now in the ranks of such great women as Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick, and Bree Olson.
Let’s all just look at Jessica Drake now. Mmmkay, better.
